With me home, he gets full run of the bottom floor of the house, and, even though his pen is this (see below) big, his favorite thing in the world (perhaps even more than treats) is being free to run around.
And yes, those are bunny pictures on the wall! |
He also loves playing a sort-of "chase me" game. He'll run full speed around the house while I try to keep up, and he'll show that he's having fun by doing a "binky." I think I've explained binkies before, but they're basically when a rabbit jumps and twists in mid-air, out of joy. Very little is more fun than watching a rabbit do this. And he just loves treats, lettuce, cilantro, and his timothy hay, and it's so very cute to watch him munch!
And, I must admit, it is so nice feeling needed. This amazing little creature relies on me to provide food, water, shelter, and affection, and it simply feels good to know that I can provide all of those things. People make fun of me for giving Coltrane so much space and for letting him have the run of the house, but, the way I see it is like this: I wouldn't want to be confined to my bedroom for eternity. It would start to feel like a prison. And rabbits are programmed to want to dig, run around, and chew. So, why would I deny that to Coltrane?
So, though unemployment is a little scary, I'm trying to view this time in-between jobs as an opportunity. I get to hang out with Coltrane a lot more, and, as a result, he gets more of the attention and affection he deserves. Though he loves to be naughty and do things like eat the Christmas tree and steal ornaments, he's also helping me get through this time without even knowing it.
Isn't it great when Somebunny loves you?
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Okay, so the Hasenpfeffer jokes are funny, and your mom/sisters comments about the Cilantro treats being seasoning are also gut-busting hilarious (well, maybe the first 200 times...)
ReplyDeleteThat said, he IS a cute critter, and the fact that he makes you smile as often as he does makes him far more valuable than his pelt and the lovely slippers it would make. Oops, sorry, outside voice...
However, getting him a hamster to play with, well, that might be a sign of sickness. ;-)
Bahahaha, but I haven't gotten him a hamster, so I'm not sick yet, yes?
ReplyDeletehaha you guys are ridiculous :-P and i thought it was a guinea pig you were going to get him, yes?
ReplyDeleteYour memory serves you well Bean-face. T'was indeed a guinea pig!
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