So, today I'm going to save you the pain of hearing about "my book" again. Plus, I am missing writing regular weird posts anyways. One thing on my mind is that the holiday season is almost upon us (wha?) again. I hadn't really thought much about it until my dad sent me an email yesterday asking for my Christmas list. Yes, I'm 24 and I still make Christmas lists. And believe in Santa Claus. He's the man. So Interwebbers, here is my list:
1.
Canon Rebel XS
2. My 2 front teeth (Tho what? Thutup!)
3. Peace on Earth, and good will towards men (and WOMEN dammit.)
4. A
boost pedal 
for my guitar setup
5. Another bunny (Shhhh, don't tell Chris!)
6. A job
7.
An acoustic guitar amp
8. Cookies. Good ones, not ones with fruit or other disgusting crap on them.
9. Booze. Preferably red wine: Pinot Noir, Cab Sav, and Cab Franc are acceptable. NO SHIRAZ (EW) OR MERLOT.
10. Books and CDs pleeeeeeeeeeease.
This one
,
this one
,
this one
, oh, and
this one
and
this one
will do nicely.
11.
This
.
12. Having a relaxing, nice time with my loved ones and...
yawn. Oh, excuse me. What was I saying?
13. Photoshop
14. A Web Design course
15. Summer weather and my extra hour of sunlight back
16. Winter clothes (unless #15 occurs): a sweater, some jeans, some courds, some boots, some socks. In other words, outfit me.
17. A workbench for my house (ahem, Chris...)
18. Dollars
Once you have decided what you will be getting me this year, please send an email to
RyanwithUterus@gmail.com and I will then email you back the mailing address. Please don't send stupid crap; stick to the list. Also, another few things: 1- I will not be getting you anything in return, as I am soon-to-be-unemployed. 2- Although my birthday is also in December, that is not an excuse to get me one present for both Christmas and my birthday. That makes you lame. Get two presents. Wrap one in Christmas paper and one in birthday paper. Do not recycle your Christmas paper on my birthday present, mmmk? 3- Please communicate with each other; I don't want to get 29 bunnies, 29 jobs, or 29 copies of Ray LaMontagne's album
Trouble
. I'll leave that up to you. Also, it doesn't matter to me if you're not someone who celebrates Christmas. I don't discriminate; I'll take your gift anyways.
Another thing: Walmart is already playing Christmas music. Shoot. Me. Now. I'm not sure if I'll make it to December.